How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Can you bring me the toilet please
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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