Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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