can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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