literally had 100 drinks last night.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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