I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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