I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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