she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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