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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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