we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My liver is preforming stress tests.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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