You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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