Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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