your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
