the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dick very happy bro
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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