So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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