last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
