Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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