So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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