? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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