I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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