We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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