Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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