There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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