if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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