you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
