The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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