thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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