ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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