a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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