the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i now understand why vodka
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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