My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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