That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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