do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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