yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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