He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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