Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize