I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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