she was so not down for the gang bang
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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