.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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