think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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