Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Randomize