I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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