guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away