walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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