I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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