I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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