i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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