I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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