I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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