I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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