I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
All I want is dick and wine.