Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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